Monday, May 20, 2013

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Summing up this years class



This years class seems more challenging than last year, but it didn't seem that bad at the begining. As the year went by I noticed we were getting less and less time on projects which means more HOT sheets in this class. For many people this is a easy fix, just put less effort in the project and with people like me who (sometimes) put good work into their projects. I was kinda disappointed in this class because we didn't really learn much about the computer, just things we can do on the computer. Last year we learned about the tower, mouse, monitor, but this year we learned that we can make slide shows, yay... I was hoping we would learn more about what makes the computer a computer and how certain things work on the computer.
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Thursday, May 16, 2013

Sucide Note of a Madman 2



When I arrived at his home I thought it would be a harmless little prank that he pulled a while back, but the closer I got to the house the closer I got to realising I was wrong, dead wrong. As I knocked on the door I hoped he would answer, but at the same time my mind thought he was gone. When he answered I felt a releif of intense proportion and felt like this was a prank. After we talked about good times in the past he asked me to never tell anybody the story of how he escaped the hospitil. Apprantly after the hospitil deemed him as a "safety hazard" to all the patents and staff, they sent him to a mental hospitil for intensive care. He soon escaped after they left him his his room.


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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

The Sucide Note of a Madman



A couple days ago I visited a local charity center when I seen a old looking suitcase that was stuff under a bed. When I opened it I noticed some pretty normal things in there like some comics or a baseball glove, but when I reached for a book with the word "Memory" on the front a crumpled peice of paper fell out. That was when I really noticed what the suitcase was really for, his loved ones. After looking through the book I quickly read the note and realised that this was a sucide note of a good friend of mine. A couple hours later after I had time to reread the note many times which was dated back years ago, but my friend is still alive to this day. After a quick call to the charity center help line I quickly drove to my friends home, where I would soon realise something that I didn't want to see.
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Friday, May 10, 2013

Chrsitmas To a Tree

Christmas is a special time of year for people, and a horrible day on which the tree world sarifices it young trees to us humans for nothing but our own pleasure, this is, the story of Christmas to a tree. When a tree is planted it doesn't think of how it will be a beautiful tree in the middle of someones living room or how people will decorate its corpse with little string and ornamates. It lives its life knowing that it will be judged by the pickiest people on the planet. Who no doubt will pick a better tree to chop down, straped to a car and put in     a room filled with decor...

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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Dead Man's Booty



This treasure you seek is one where no man can resist. It tells a story of great proportions, but if you can't resist the call of the Dead Man's Booty then allow me to tell you to turn back and resume your natural lives. It all started with a man, a dead man, that is what people called him after they saw his face and heard his terrible deeds. His face was pale as a ghost and he had a scar from his right ear to his lip, but he has never said where or why he had the scar. He was a slender man, a fragile man, until you saw him in action...
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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

FOR NARNIA!



I would go to the door for Narina so I could take over the ice palace and make Aslo my pet and make that giant bird thing my ride. I would ride it to everyones house then take over their home. I would bring the bird thing to the door where I came through and show everyone my bird. Also I would bring that talking beaver and british fox back home to. Those two furballs would be awesome to have at home. I could different animals fight to see who would win, but use that healing potion on them so they wouldn't die. I would kidnap that santa guy who gave those one kids those weapons.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Bring It Back Now Ya'll

I want to bring back the good times like when I was a little baby, a time where I could poo anywhere at anytime or on anyone. A time where everybody said I was adorable, or fluffy. I don't mind if I can't tell people to leave or change my diaper but what I can do is to scream and shout liek a mad man, or should I say mad baby. I would walk the second.


Googled "Nick Cage as a Baby" Was not disappointed. - Imgur

Thursday, April 11, 2013

I Got No Clue What To Write About.



I think ima write about some random stuff that happened a couple weekends ago. I was riding my friend, Cameron's bike and there is a long hill that curves and we decided to ride down it. Well Cameron is about 5 yards ahead of me sitting on the sit just cruising past me, then Im pedaling while standing ( cause Joey broke the sit and now it hits you in the crotch if you sit down) up while I see a couple squrrials running across the road and I slow down a bit. Then there is the biggest, fattest squarriel I have ever seen, and I ended up running over its tail and flipping over on my back.

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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

I Deserve a Day Off School Because...



I  am very tired everyday when I have to wake up at 6 in the morning just to learn stuff that I would proably never use again, but I guess thats only me. When I think of my friends and semi fun stuff at school its not as boring, but when I get into Alegbra class I just want to sleep in. Plus we have homework almost everyday in school. Even though teachers can try to teach us, we can decide to pay attention, we decide if the teachers day can be the worst days in their carrer, we decide if we want them to be happy. Students decide more than what teachers think they have control over.

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

If I was El Presidenta I would...



I would ban anything that Amuricans say is bad for the future generations of kids. Lets say magority of amuricans say that Justin Bieber is not suitable for other generations then the goverment can remove JB from TV. Maybe the majority of amuricans say that the color pink is not right for the kids, then we ban all pink stuff. Also I would rename America to Amurica, and make skateboarding legal as long as the skater are really mellow about other people and not destroying people stuff. I want the old TV shows back like Fresh Prince of Bel' Air back with the same actors or the one where Gary Coleman says What you talking bout Wiloson.
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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Animals



Animals are awesome for many MANY things, but mostly because their soft and fuzzy. But then there are the really awesome ones, the ones with huge teeth and can sink ships and stuff like that. If you can imagine a huge animal , any animal, sinking a ship thats cool. I think the deadlist animal is the mighty walrus with its HUGE teeth and blubber it can destroy a ship or a small boat in no time. But the mighty walrus has it enemys to, the deadly panda. This creature can destroy a bamboo forest in 5 seconds if its hungry. One day these powerful creatures with attack one another for the right of owning the world. Thats why us humans put them in pens at the zoo so they can never take over the world.
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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Trains



I like trains. I live by some trains that are super annoying, but it apparently doesn't bother my bro the slightest bit. But that's if we are inside the house, when we are outside waiting for the school bus its a completely other story of how I have my headphones on and my bro is just standing there. I know this one time my dad spoke with the owners of the house before we bought it, they said some weird stories. I still remember this one story that one time a homeless man just waited for a train to come to the small town, and then he just sat there for days on the tracks waiting... then the train came and with joy the homeless man walked off the tracks and stood on a old pile of lumber and smiled... for a whole month...until he just vanished.
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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Carz



If you could have a car for the rest of your life, what car would it be? I know a lot of people would say a Ferrari or a Lamborghini and a lot fewer people would say a classic mustang, but I am not one of those people. one day I am going to get me a Subaru WRX, that;s the car they use in rally's across the world. A lot of people would that would be lame, but if you can afford to buy a car that goes for about 2 million dollars in today's economy then I applaud you for making that so. At least I can buy my car for around 40k...
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Thursday, March 7, 2013

What I learned in Tech so Far...



I learned many cool ways to display words instead of typing like a old man back in the days of hitting a hula hoop with a stick. I believe that I learned many great things like how to change the background and some file locations. I think we could of learned how to change some key stuff about the optimization of the computer speed and or the graphics, within the actual computer. I guess I can learn that later down the road in high School, and I think this class is for the basics of computers, because not all of us use the computer that much. What I really wished for would be for some 3D graphic designing or the use of Paint more than just the background. But again, this is for the basics. I feel challenged a reasonable amount I would say, I wish we had more time in this class than just 1 semester.

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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

My Compooter



Well, My computer is a terrorist apparently because it seems to have planned a terrorist bomb strike in the USA. I needed to stop the attack but what could one person do? Nothing! Until I called Tech Support and they fixed it right up in like 10 minutes. Plus he had one of those geek squad cars which is awesome, he even let me drive it around the block for a couple mins. Then the geek guy left and I was alone to think about what would have happened if the terrorist attack happened. Just then, it hit me! I needed to know who put that stuff on my computer, but I only had one lead, the invisible ghost terrorist who haunts this building.
Technophobes, Oh Technophobes — Have You Nothing New to Say? - David DiSalvo - Brainspin - True/Slant

Thursday, February 28, 2013

MAN BEAR PIG



Man Bear Pig should be exterminated at the highest priority due to the gruesome nature of the Man Bear Pig.        The following is a list of the events caused by the Man Bear Pig (MBP for short): every single earthquake in the world, and almost every tornado in the US. Some say that the MBP can stomp one pig hoove and cause a earthquake of massive sizes. When he breathes in some air it causes extreme tornado like winds which can not be stop by modern day equipment. Some even go to say that Man Bear Pig can be disguised as one of us which is scary to believe sometimes. As more and more stories I hear on my travels, I grow weary of the beast.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

That's Odd



Well, I was just robbed by some weird people, one had a limp. They seemed to take everything I had in my house except one thing. My collection of games, not sure why but they wrote a note saying "We ran out of room in the truck, be back for these later." Needless to say I waited for them to return. I waited and waited till I heard a truck pull up in my drive way and heard some doors open and shut. I got my trusty knife out I got from "nam and I then hid in some curtains, I underestimated those curtains. They proofed a bitter fight, but I won when the robbers grabbed me and pulled me out. Then I noticed the people were not in costumes  but in uniforms. I saw their name tags and stuff, when I looked at their truck outside I remembered. I was evicted about 2 months ago. Now I sit here, on my compooter blogging about how i'm here.
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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Cupid's Failure



I think Cupid should hang of the robe and give the bow to someone else, someone younger and has a good aim. Cupid's been making wrong shots since time began. With each shot of hes love bow, he seems to only hit one person, many people have been shot subjected to this mistake and has seen no mercy from the other end of the line. I know many people who got hit by the arrow and now won't stop thinking about the other person, it can get rough sometimes but in that time you just gotta wait it out, arrows break when you put to much tension on them. That meaning that if you put to much strain on your relationship you are going to end the happiness you started with that lucky arrow shot. Don't get me wrong there is lots of accurate shots, those couples are still married today even. 
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Dat Health



In Health class today we learned about how the body reacts to certain drugs. We also did a quick trivia type thing but that part was boring so I didn't really pay attention. I think they were talking about certain drugs affecting different people. Some people said some stories about how family members did some drugs and I don't even believe half the things they say. I think they talk because they want to get some attention from Mr. Kinder but they look dumb with the stupid stories they say.
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Thursday, January 31, 2013

Nap Time

This government is ruined because of the lack of sleep. The people of the world need more sleep and less daylight. If you are like me and hate the sunlight then you should take a pillow and blanket,and protest! Together we can sleep for all of the tired people of the world. We can live free! We can live alert! We can live happy! But most of all we need nap time in school again because the lack of sleep is health concerning for the people! Every work place needs a nap center, where people go to sleep! It will create jobs for protectors of the night, people who watch the sleeping people in order to stop sleep walkers. I will help by sleeping in class, but it will not be heard by one person! We need a army of the tired, a army of the SLEEPY! Even pandas can be sleepy...

Morton's Musings: Sleeping panda

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Dat Memory



If I could bottle any memory forever and never forget it then I would have to pick the moment I was born. Because I don't think anyone remembers that. I was thinking the memory would be burned in my memory cause it did blow my mind, because I was just chilling like a villain but then some dude picked me up. I still hate that guy. I wonder whats its like to be born when your actually born, cause the eyes of someone else isn't yours so it can't be your memory. I want to know, because that is first time my mind has been blown. The other times was when I discovered hats and the internet. I don't think it would be a pretty sight though...
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Thursday, January 24, 2013

My Dog






My dog is a dog that is a dog that is a very annoying dog. My dog Maggie is a really fat dog that starts with a C and I have no clue how to spell it. So I will describe it with mean words. Maggie is a brutal killer of flies which is the only thing that she could possibly kill. The dog is a little longer than a foot but still weighs 4 pounds. She is a very loud dog to since she was a guard dog for my cousins but now she is a annoyingly loud lap dog. Which has nothing else better to do other than bark at random leaves and sit by the heater. I think Maggie doesn't like me anymore cause i tried to grab her and she jumped as I grabbed her hip, so I was standing there with a dog in my hand dangling over a staircase...
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Why Not?

First off, we had the day off for Martin Luther King Jr. day, but not Veteran's day. I think this is wrong because the way to teach kids these days is to give them something awesome, such as a day off. If the teachers teach us some stuff about Veterans, then most of the kids they teached will end up forgetting what they just just learned. But if they had the day off then the kids will remember that for a very long time. I would suggest teaching the kids something about Veterans before or after the day off, not on the day, because the kids would think it's just another school day. If Martin Luther King Jr. gets a holiday off school then how come the people who protect us from attacks doesn't? Why not have a day off school for the veterans, they risk their lives and leave their family behind. I think they deserve a little more than just a normal day of school since they are some vets who don't make it home and this is a day to remember them.

VETERANS DAY HOLIDAY ONLY FOR VETS

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Business Letter

Austin Hammers
123 Fake Street
Burgerville, Murica 01010

January 15, 2013

Mrs. DeBolt
1717 W.main St.
Festus, MO 63028

Dear Mrs. Debolt:

Hello, this is going to be a fun trip down a fun road called ME. My name is Austin Hammers and I welcome you to my letter of awesomeness in which we will both have some fun. So it all began when my brother Mathew bought me a PS1, and I tell you that was the stuff back then. I was playing that everyday. Well, until he bought me a PS2, then I was hooked. I could't stop playing games.

I was a pretty mellow kid back then, but now i'm not caring about a thing! Except food, I really like food. Because food is pretty dang good, like it tastes good and makes you less hungry and stuff. On to my addiction of technology. I got my first computer when I was about 7 and that thing was insanely slow. Also we had dial-up back then and that was really annoying. But now I got this wicked gaming rig, plus a 50" TV which is beast to have while playing Skyrim.

My computer experience is a long one but it is very fun. Due to the economy and my lazy parents, I had a crappy computer and a tiny 12" screen with no speakers. So that was my first and the one I have now is a monster, I don't know all the details all I know is it has water cooling for the multiple graphics cards and a 64 gig something. So that's my story of my computer experiences, and there was a lot more computers than those two, just saying, but one thing I never want to have is windows 8 which isn't that supported by Microsoft and is very buggy and laggy.

Sincerely,
Austin Hammers





Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Be Fancy Bro

Dear Bro, you be in the slammer. but no fear cause i'm out here. I'm trying to bust you out of the jail. So ima send in some keys in a cookie I sent you. Try to use the key when the guards are gone. Also, if you get sent in jail again i'm not busting you out, cause I spent 5 dollas on them keys man. I can't afford spending that type of money on you. So get a haircut and get a real job! Be like your cousin Rob! If you don't ima get my gang and we gonna teach you some manners mister. I gotta go now cause i'm writing this in  class and I think the teacher saw me, wait, no no she didn't OK I can still type but she is looking at me. Now you don't want my gang on you and if you don't remember then I show you the name East Side Scooters. Now I say GOOD DAY.

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Thursday, January 10, 2013

My Header

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I Got A Game.

OK, first blog. Yay, I have no clue what to type about so ima type about stuff and games and some more stuff. So I was playing this game when, out of no where the main character got killed and the game just stopped in its tracks. I was shocked and sad but mostly sad because that was a awesome game to play. i wish that game was more action packed than the other games in the series. I am talking about Call of Duty Black Ops 2. I was sitting there in front of my TV when my bro comes up behind me and spooks me while I got my sweet PX21 head phones on and holding a ps3 controller and then BAM! My bro gets a controller to the face and im staring at him like "ha ha".

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