Nap Time

This government is ruined because of the lack of sleep. The people of the world need more sleep and less daylight. If you are like me and hate the sunlight then you should take a pillow and blanket,and protest! Together we can sleep for all of the tired people of the world. We can live free! We can live alert! We can live happy! But most of all we need nap time in school again because the lack of sleep is health concerning for the people! Every work place needs a nap center, where people go to sleep! It will create jobs for protectors of the night, people who watch the sleeping people in order to stop sleep walkers. I will help by sleeping in class, but it will not be heard by one person! We need a army of the tired, a army of the SLEEPY! Even pandas can be sleepy...

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Dat Memory

If I could bottle any memory forever and never forget it then I would have to pick the moment I was born. Because I don't think anyone remembers that. I was thinking the memory would be burned in my memory cause it did blow my mind, because I was just chilling like a villain but then some dude picked me up. I still hate that guy. I wonder whats its like to be born when your actually born, cause the eyes of someone else isn't yours so it can't be your memory. I want to know, because that is first time my mind has been blown. The other times was when I discovered hats and the internet. I don't think it would be a pretty sight though...

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My Dog

My dog is a dog that is a dog that is a very annoying dog. My dog Maggie is a really fat dog that starts with a C and I have no clue how to spell it. So I will describe it with mean words. Maggie is a brutal killer of flies which is the only thing that she could possibly kill. The dog is a little longer than a foot but still weighs 4 pounds. She is a very loud dog to since she was a guard dog for my cousins but now she is a annoyingly loud lap dog. Which has nothing else better to do other than bark at random leaves and sit by the heater. I think Maggie doesn't like me anymore cause i tried to grab her and she jumped as I grabbed her hip, so I was standing there with a dog in my hand dangling over a staircase...

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Why Not?

First off, we had the day off for Martin Luther King Jr. day, but not Veteran's day. I think this is wrong because the way to teach kids these days is to give them something awesome, such as a day off. If the teachers teach us some stuff about Veterans, then most of the kids they teached will end up forgetting what they just just learned. But if they had the day off then the kids will remember that for a very long time. I would suggest teaching the kids something about Veterans before or after the day off, not on the day, because the kids would think it's just another school day. If Martin Luther King Jr. gets a holiday off school then how come the people who protect us from attacks doesn't? Why not have a day off school for the veterans, they risk their lives and leave their family behind. I think they deserve a little more than just a normal day of school since they are some vets who don't make it home and this is a day to remember them.

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Business Letter

Austin Hammers
123 Fake Street
Burgerville, Murica 01010

January 15, 2013

Mrs. DeBolt
1717 W.main St.
Festus, MO 63028

Dear Mrs. Debolt:

Hello, this is going to be a fun trip down a fun road called ME. My name is Austin Hammers and I welcome you to my letter of awesomeness in which we will both have some fun. So it all began when my brother Mathew bought me a PS1, and I tell you that was the stuff back then. I was playing that everyday. Well, until he bought me a PS2, then I was hooked. I could't stop playing games.

I was a pretty mellow kid back then, but now i'm not caring about a thing! Except food, I really like food. Because food is pretty dang good, like it tastes good and makes you less hungry and stuff. On to my addiction of technology. I got my first computer when I was about 7 and that thing was insanely slow. Also we had dial-up back then and that was really annoying. But now I got this wicked gaming rig, plus a 50" TV which is beast to have while playing Skyrim.

My computer experience is a long one but it is very fun. Due to the economy and my lazy parents, I had a crappy computer and a tiny 12" screen with no speakers. So that was my first and the one I have now is a monster, I don't know all the details all I know is it has water cooling for the multiple graphics cards and a 64 gig something. So that's my story of my computer experiences, and there was a lot more computers than those two, just saying, but one thing I never want to have is windows 8 which isn't that supported by Microsoft and is very buggy and laggy.

Sincerely,
Austin Hammers

Be Fancy Bro

Dear Bro, you be in the slammer. but no fear cause i'm out here. I'm trying to bust you out of the jail. So ima send in some keys in a cookie I sent you. Try to use the key when the guards are gone. Also, if you get sent in jail again i'm not busting you out, cause I spent 5 dollas on them keys man. I can't afford spending that type of money on you. So get a haircut and get a real job! Be like your cousin Rob! If you don't ima get my gang and we gonna teach you some manners mister. I gotta go now cause i'm writing this in  class and I think the teacher saw me, wait, no no she didn't OK I can still type but she is looking at me. Now you don't want my gang on you and if you don't remember then I show you the name East Side Scooters. Now I say GOOD DAY.

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I Got A Game.

OK, first blog. Yay, I have no clue what to type about so ima type about stuff and games and some more stuff. So I was playing this game when, out of no where the main character got killed and the game just stopped in its tracks. I was shocked and sad but mostly sad because that was a awesome game to play. i wish that game was more action packed than the other games in the series. I am talking about Call of Duty Black Ops 2. I was sitting there in front of my TV when my bro comes up behind me and spooks me while I got my sweet PX21 head phones on and holding a ps3 controller and then BAM! My bro gets a controller to the face and im staring at him like "ha ha".

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