MAN BEAR PIG

Man Bear Pig should be exterminated at the highest priority due to the gruesome nature of the Man Bear Pig.        The following is a list of the events caused by the Man Bear Pig (MBP for short): every single earthquake in the world, and almost every tornado in the US. Some say that the MBP can stomp one pig hoove and cause a earthquake of massive sizes. When he breathes in some air it causes extreme tornado like winds which can not be stop by modern day equipment. Some even go to say that Man Bear Pig can be disguised as one of us which is scary to believe sometimes. As more and more stories I hear on my travels, I grow weary of the beast.

Man Bear Pig - Picture

That's Odd

Well, I was just robbed by some weird people, one had a limp. They seemed to take everything I had in my house except one thing. My collection of games, not sure why but they wrote a note saying "We ran out of room in the truck, be back for these later." Needless to say I waited for them to return. I waited and waited till I heard a truck pull up in my drive way and heard some doors open and shut. I got my trusty knife out I got from "nam and I then hid in some curtains, I underestimated those curtains. They proofed a bitter fight, but I won when the robbers grabbed me and pulled me out. Then I noticed the people were not in costumes  but in uniforms. I saw their name tags and stuff, when I looked at their truck outside I remembered. I was evicted about 2 months ago. Now I sit here, on my compooter blogging about how i'm here.

Picture: Schroeder-moving-truck.jpg provided by Schroeder Moving Systems Inc Appleton, WI 54911

Cupid's Failure

I think Cupid should hang of the robe and give the bow to someone else, someone younger and has a good aim. Cupid's been making wrong shots since time began. With each shot of hes love bow, he seems to only hit one person, many people have been shot subjected to this mistake and has seen no mercy from the other end of the line. I know many people who got hit by the arrow and now won't stop thinking about the other person, it can get rough sometimes but in that time you just gotta wait it out, arrows break when you put to much tension on them. That meaning that if you put to much strain on your relationship you are going to end the happiness you started with that lucky arrow shot. Don't get me wrong there is lots of accurate shots, those couples are still married today even. 

Image - Cupid's Attire Bow and Arrow-icon.png - Treasure Isle Wiki

Dat Health

In Health class today we learned about how the body reacts to certain drugs. We also did a quick trivia type thing but that part was boring so I didn't really pay attention. I think they were talking about certain drugs affecting different people. Some people said some stories about how family members did some drugs and I don't even believe half the things they say. I think they talk because they want to get some attention from Mr. Kinder but they look dumb with the stupid stories they say.

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